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Cogsworth should have his own talk show.
Situated opposite Muppet*Vision 3D off of New York Street is the Toy Story Pizza Planet Arcade, a combination counter service restaurant and game arcade.
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I’ve cleaned poop in this restaurant. True story
Omg this looks just like Chelsea. It even has the same little nose thing she does when she smiles
Today, especially, I’ve been missing the place where all my dreams came true. It’s still so hard to go back to the “real world” sometimes. I just want to walk around in the tunnels under the magic kingdom and feel like I’m part of something big. But I spend my weekends giving unhealthy food to fat people who don’t know what tipping etiquette is. Such is life!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Talks with Grandma
Grandma: when your pregnant you need to drink lots of milk
Me: what if I don’t want to get pregnant?
Gma: well when you find yourself pregnant drink lots of milk. Your always at risk when your exposed to the virus.
(Source: amorous-disposition)
Today a table left me a postcard withers titanic on it. The back has a huge thing about how if you have sex before marriage your going to hell and the people who didn’t get on the lifeboats in the titanic are like people who don’t believe in heaven. I cant even make this shit up.
